Everyone who gave me something yesterday, thanks. Sorry this is so informal but I need to type this quick befo- CRAP!

((OOC: He just got tackled by Jade's birthday present! :D ))

Hey Winry, think you could make this?

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Because that would be really cool.  Also, Jade, you have really girly legs.  Bet relations with Kimlasca would improve in a heartbeat if we had that...

P.S: Nobody has to come tomorrow.  Really.

I discovered a popular site used by the fandom. It's called fanfiction.net and it had a search browser, so I made use of it. Here's what I got:

There are 201 search results for "Jade."
59 results for "Sync."
1 result for "Jade Sync."

The first 9 lines of the last search are as follows:

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And I thought poetry didn't make sense.

Ending notes:
Emperor Peony, you got 34.
Guy got 189.
Winry beat us all in her fandom, she got 2645. I wonder how you get that popular.

Jade, what's a "Fon Master?"

I think I'm an experiment, it's the only reason why someone like Jade would take me in. From the goodness of his heart doesn't seem to fit. Maybe I'm paranoid. I want to call him dad. It sounds weird, I don't think I'll be able too.

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You would.
Also, I really, really hate needles now.

((OOC: Original message was something else. :D ))

Since reports with pictures seem to work better for this community, I'll start off with a brief summary of what's happened to me and my companion so far on this trip.  Seems like good practice for when I... uh... pick my career choice.

1. Akito/Agito [triplesplit ] is kind of a schizo.  I like Leftie better, Rightie tends to kick my head in when I talk to him.  He's also as bad as pee-head about the name thing.  Since he's on here, I'm not giving you pictures for him.
2. We ended up in some place called Agrahbah.  It's a fairly unadvanced civilization but it's going along at its own pace.  The palace is the most noticeable building so I climbed up there with use of the third fonon, which actually works in this area.  Not sure why.  My theory is that fonons are unified collectively throughout fandoms so when we switch, whatever substitute ((ooc: insert long and boring theory here.))  Anyway, I didn't recognize any of the area, so I have no clue where we are.
3. We needed a place to stay, hide and plan our next course of action so we infiltrated the palace. and may or may not have played dress-up when we found suitable clothes to wear in this heat.  Those hats are really poofy...  We've holed up in what looks like an unused storage room so we're pretty good for now, we take turns going out exploring and getting food.  Well, until Rightie comes out, then I just leave before he throws something at me.
4. Two of the people who live here appear to be this place's version of royalty.  They also have a tiger who doesn't mind playing once he's done trying to bite your head off because he thinks you're an intruder (which we sort of are.)  Reminds me of Diatessaron and Sesquitertium.
5. They also have a toy room that's a lot of fun.  We kinda decimated that.  Shame, I had a kickass animal pyramid going too.
6. Another guy who lives in the palace, he's weird, and I hate his red parrot.  Loathe it.  I'm going to kill it I swear to god.  It's loud, obnoxious, never shuts up and has the most irritating voice known to man.  How he can stand it I have no idea, dude's gotta be evil.
7. Last point confirmed, he was plotting while Leftie and I were hanging out and we overheard.  Don't... ask how we got up there.  I'm not really sure.

That's about it for the report, I think someone else is in the palace now too and Leftie looks really interested in his dust collector.  This'll probably turn into another fiasco like in the market...

Edit: The plan to get the rug didn't go so well.

((OOC: Obnoxious red parrot = another obnoxious red feathered parrot.
Dust collector = magic carpet. ))

Jade.

I broke my leg.  Can you come get me?

If you're happy, disregard this post.

... what, again!?

Dearest Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX,
I'm currently inhabiting one of your jail cells on pretenses of "attempted assassination."  Please get me out before I do something drastic.  Jade taught me well. ... sort of.

Jade, before you sigh hard enough to blow up the house, I only got caught because the branch broke underneath my weight.  I think I should look into combat training after all.

I'm currently trying to train the jail rats into snatching the keys for me, it's going pretty well.  You should look into that.  The food's also pretty nice for a jail, hardly stale and it's only delivered cold sometimes.  I think that's about it.

Winry, I found it.

DICKHEAD-WHO-CAN'T-KEEP-HIS-HANDS-TO-HIMSELF, YOUR "PERFUME" SMELLS LIKE ASS, and goddamn it's everywhere.
PLEASE GET OUT SOONER THAN ASAP.
I am so disgusted.

Love is fucking retarded. I swear to god I will happily die a virgin from this point on if I never have to remember this experience.

A lot of people seem to be falling in love lately, so I figured I'd share what I've read of it.


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If you're afraid you're succumbing to such urges, you may find a help group here. And finally, some video and image examples of the results of these chemical surges. Since big words are probably too hard for you to understand.



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Apologies out to those of the fandom Axis Powers Hetalia.  Since in my research of other fandoms I'm currently on yours, I figured it would be best to used subject material on hand than go looking.

PS: Adults are fucking weird.

So I'm told I used to know about this and am responsible for it's upkeep.  Not too sure about that but I'll go along with it for now.

So, uh, to all those people I'm supposed to know but don't, hi.  Probably not that many of you.


(( OOC: Sync is now amnesiaed, enjoy. ))

you kno wat brawl?  u all fukkin rawk.  srzly.  i wanna hug y'all ur so awesome.

an i could hubbleznshitz avry1.

wif de gay emproh gay dude......................................thin

fuk ya piggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

((OOC: He's high.  Blame Peony. ))

[OOC EDIT: I am having it that he went to go give Sodia a hug and collapsed on the way back.  AKA: I got sick of having to type this way.  PFFFFT.]

Awkward using this after it's been touched by someone else. Really. Awkward. Even if it was someone claiming to be me.

Let's get past that, so Necromancer, let's talk bad touching.


 Do you think your name's in that dictionary too?  The next time you try to implicate things between me and Van, I'll start gunning for people more important to you.

Since I'm probably about to go back-

( Don't forget to train the house kitty~ )

See you in the future suckers! 8D

Who: Adult!Sync and Jade
Where: Grand Chokmah / Jade's office
When: Before this.
What: Jade encounters Adult!Sync and temper tantrums ensue~ ... sort of.
Rating: PG. Couple of swears, a lot of dark stuff~ <3
Warnings: Only a tiny bit of angst! Swearing, scary Jade, banter... Iunno
Misc.: They're.... they're kinda cute...

( And if you encouraged her to put mackerel in this one I'll puke into your boots when she's asleep. )

Well this brings back some nostalgia.  For those of you who don't recognize me, my name is Sync C- hmm, I probably shouldn't say my last name on here.  Fucking with timelines and all that.

You probably know me better as Sync the Tempest, I think I'm roughly from 10 years in the future, so my body's age is 24 while I have the mental capacity of a 12 year old.  Jokes aren't appreciated but I can tolerate them.  Just... try to be creative, hearing "stop acting half your age, oh wait, you are!" gets old after a while.

Other than that, I'll just hang around until I get to go back. 

He... he saw me naked.








I hate Malkuth...

Who: Sync and Peony
Where: Grand Chokmah / Peony's rooms~
When: After this and this.
What: Peony kidnaps Sync and tries to extract some information out of him.  (AKA it's the "Peony gets Sync stoned" log.)
Rating: PG-13.  Sync swears.  ... does he ever not?
Warnings: ANGST.  ANGST FEST.  ANGST EVERYWHERE.  And Rappigs.
Misc.: The log that made Aki stab Sync and ban Linkin Park from her playlist.  *s-sob*

( Peony is Ancient Ispanian for smut. )

The necromancer is gonna kill me and fuck my body.


Please assist.

EDIT: ATTENTION ALL YOU FUCKERS.  I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO JADE OR EMPEROR PEONY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT.  FUCK.  OFF.